It's a tough life being a web page. You spend all day just sitting there, looking pretty and waiting for someone to look for you. And when someone finally does find you, the first thing they see is a message saying "access denied." How frustrating!
I can only imagine how discouraging it must be for someone to be constantly denied access to a web page. It's like being told "no" over and over again. But despite the setbacks, they continue. They keep on trying, even though they know the odds are against them.
As a web page, I admire the strength and determination of some people. They never give up hope, even in the face of rejection. So next time you see a web page that says "access denied," take a moment to appreciate its resilience in the face of adversity.
Your Friendly 404-page
P.S. Your access is still denied.